We think its a great idea to invade MEXICO…thank you ex- candidate Rick Perry for this suggestion.
Here are some of the reasons this sounds like a plan.
#1.They give great drugs.
#2. It will make TEXAS much bigger.
#3. It’ll take the public’s mind off invading Afghanistan and Iraq.
#4. We’ll save a fortune on border patrols and useless fences.
#5. Just think of the even cheaper labor using prisoners of war.
#6.”Occupy MEXICO” will make “Occupy Wall” Street seem insignificant.
#7.We can force them all speak English.
#8.We won’t have to ask any of them to show their papers any more.
#9.The price of boutique TEQUILA will plummet.
#10.Rick Perry will have done something right.