“ONE ADULTEROUS GRIFTER DOWN.. ONE TO GO!”

                         “I’M A BAD ASS BUT I NEEDS YOUR LOVIN’!”

Herman Cain ends act one of the GOP “Theater of the Absurd!” 

America now awaits Newt making the fatal mistake of cheating on Callista with another blow up doll.  

The Koch Brothers have already demanded their money back!

Michele Bachmann picked up the three Cain voters who don’t care where Libya is.

Mrs. Cain will have the Herman testicle she had removed bronzed and mounted for the Smithsonian. 

Herman will leave on a tour of his old girlfriends carrying gags and big checks.

As previously reported Larry Flint has offered Herman a monthly stint in Hustler Magazine to be called “Herman’s Big Busy Column.”

His 13 year adulterous relationship partner will host a reality show called :” Kept Women of Atlanta.” 

“IS THAT A BALL POINT YOUR’E HOLDING AGAINST ME  HERMAN OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME ?”

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2 Responses

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    • Thanks for stumbling…we aim to just say a few things that might mean something even to a few…which is always better than none! cb.

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