We give great headlines Volume #3.

Stuff you just can’t make up as the “American Salvador Dali” news saga continues its march down the avenue of the bizarre! All the headline in today’s blog are taken right off the internet.

#1. “FOX NEWS COMMENTATORS ACCUSE THE MUPPETS OF SOCIALIST BRAIN WASHING!” 

There are currently claims by some right wing pundits that Muppet’s Miss Piggie and Kermit were not stitched and stuffed in this country..and that they were actually made by Socialist Indonesian Muslim suicide bombing Shia law worshipping puppet makers. 

#2. “BOB WOODWARD SAYS SITTING NEXT TO AL GORE WAS UNPLEASANT!” 

Al Gore reached for a comment on Bob’s critique replied :” It was probably the weasel I had in my pocket he always farts when he’s around reporters!”

#3. “ALEC BALDWIN THROWN OFF PLANE!”

The flight attendent said Alec was acting badly…Alec said later “everyone’s a critic!”

#4.”ROMNEY TURNS TRUMP DEBATE DOWN”

In a bold move Mitt told reporters he had a previous more important engagement as he was due to clean out his sock draw.

#5. “ALABAMA TO REPLACE ITS MIGRANT WORKERS WITH PRISONERS.”

Farmers are apprehensive about this as when they tried it before the inmates not only stole most of the fruit but the fruit flies too.

#6.  ITALIANS SELLING FAKE ORGANIC FOOD!”

In Rome last week the fake organic food scandal erupted when they found some of Berlesconi’s hair dye in the pasta!

“TSA STRIPS SEARCHES THREE OLD LADIES.

Authorities are trying to explain the spate of suspicious looking old ladies with possible “walkers of mass destruction. “Most of the old ladies are rumored to be enjoying the strip searches so much they’re coming back for more.

“SARAH PALIN VIOLATES ETHIC RULLES OWES $360,000!”

Government agents told the Palin family they’ll take $200,000 in cash and Bristol has to give her new chin back.

“DOCTORS TELL OPRAH SHE HAS TO TO LOSE WEIGHT”

  Things reached crisis proportions when while trying to fix the cover of this week’s O magazine the photo shop computer kept exploding.   

  

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