“THE RON PAUL’S GOT NEWT’S BALLS JOKE PAGE!”

That unelectable and hardly delectable old Libertarian geezer Ron Paul is always out there causing mischief for somebody ..this week its’ serial adulterer and child labor pushing grifter and newly minted fake Catholic Newt GET-RICH!

Ron is on such a “Newt Tear” the hair growing out of his ears is twitching and his skinny old bones are jumping around in his ill-fitting Ross Dress for Less Suit.

Ron‘s doing Mitt a great favor by a massive media blitzkrieg of Newt’s ass!

Newt has enough ass of course to withstand a “Paul Maul”…but he could make it harder for the man who has never seen a bookstore he doesn’t want to sit in and sign books. 

A man who will inevitably self destruct before the TEA PARTY’s blind eyes as we watch them turn to the next loser on their way to John Huntsman a man who may not have a following yet..but gives great daughter!

Meanwhile in the rest of the most amazing meltdown of a political party since Hitler in the bunker can we bring you some other gems. 

Rick Perry embracing homophobia like King Kong did to Fay Ray as he tries to bring those open-minded Christian voters to his side…

Elizabeth Warren cutting Karl Rove off at his ass!

Mitt being so think skinned you can see the Angel Moroni in his back pocket.

Sean Hannity saying Bush killed Bin Laden while flies begin gathering around the bullshit in his pants.

Herman Cain pretends he’s hiring lawyers to sue most of the women in America. 

Anne Coulter saying Michelle Bachmann’s hubbie looks gay but “might not be” while he’s helping her pick out the next outfit for her appearance on FOX advocating the shooting down of the Occupiers. The ensemble will be in “cold blood-red”.


***AND CHECK OUT THE NEW GURU BERNIE WEB PAGE FOR TODAY’S CELEBRITY INTERVIEW FEATURING YOUR  GURU’S CONVERSATION WITH ALEC BALDWIN.

         

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