“TWAS THE GOP BLIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!”

REAL FACTS WITH OUR CYNICAL AND MEAN ASSED OBSERVATIONS.

**FACT!!!
The GO-TEA party controlled Congress is less popular with Americans than North Korea…by an  8% to 10% margin.

This is taken from REAL polls proving that this country would rather be attacked with nuclear weapons than bring back the crazy anarchist lunatics who are attempting to rid themselves of a squeaky clean black guy with their best interests at heart. 

Meanwhile “The House of Boehner” is being labelled “The Ted Nugent Congress!”

**FACT!!!

Newt Gingrich’s poll numbers taking a giant dump as even right-wing people can’t stomach a man who’s let his “credentials ” hang out one too many times.

Callista is already cancelling the order she put in for the new White House drapes.

**FACT!!

The Florida Charter School system is using tax payers money in fraudulent methods to exclude minorities from a basic education.

This is being labelled throughout the State as :“Most Kids Left Behind!”

**FACT!!

As the war on IRAQ winds down ..the war on the returning military will heat up. Currently there are over 45,000 Iraqi war veterans out of work.

With the rest of the returning 100,000 can we expect a rush on disgruntled men and women who know how to kill people looking for jobs at the United States Post office?  

**FACT!!

Mitt Romney has been endorsed by Christine O’Donnell!

This endorsement was met with a massive amount of total indifference by REPUBLICANS and as a rebuttal to the endorsement many anguished Mitt supporters gathered outside his home for a “O’Donnell in effigy witch burning.”

MORE OBSERVATIONS LATER….

 Please visit our new website at www.chrisbearde.com  for a fun time!!

 

“THIS IS ONE OF SANTA’S LITTLE HELPERS AND THE REASON THAT SANTA  IS SO VERY JOLLY ALL THE TIME “….

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