THE ANNUAL KIM UN JONG JOKE FESTIVAL”

YOU ASKED FOR IT …YOU WILL NOW GET IT!” “THE 2ND ANNUAL NORTH KOREAN JOKE FESTIVAL!”

                           THIS IS THE FACE OF NORTH KOREAN HUMOR

Kim Un…a supreme leader who is so small that its impossible to cut him down to size without losing him altogether.

North Korean is so isolated they think ‘gay’ means a happy fun person!   

In North Korea there are only 2,000 cars in the entire country and they’re in Kim Un’s garage.

The military brass has to repeatedly tell Kim “The big red button on the Supreme Leader’s desk is not a video game.

Wal-Mart will build a super store in Pyongyang ..just the store ..nothing in it.

The North Koreans are so secretive when they play Hide and Seek…  they just hide ….

Kim’s recent limp was caused by falling off his lifts.

North Korea’s idea of amnesty for prisoners is they won’t shoot you till next week.

North Korea has so many political prisoners doing hard labor they’re running out of rocks.

North Korea says they have a rocket that can reach the United States but at at the moment  only on a container ship.

North Korea has put in a bid for the 2020 Olympic Games with the stipulation that Kim Un must win at least the 100 meter and 200 meter Gold medals without even running in them.

Kim Un will announce today the accidental execution of two of his possible successors.

Kim Un told the press that Dennis Miller will tour the major cities in North Korea as a part of his next attempt a comeback in comedy. 

Kim’s hair stylist has recently been told to go see Lens Crafters.

Kim Un is expected to make a full recovery from a recent bout of cheese burgers.

 Banks have turned down Kim Un’s request to buy Brittany Spears and the San Antonio Spurs  due to his low credit rating.


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