“WAL-MART CELEBRATES CHINESE NEW YEAR!”

Wal-Mart stores across the country celebrated the Chinese New Year by discounting everything in their stores that was not made in China. This was a completely cynical celebration however as the only things in Wal-Mart that are not made in China are the non-union neo-slave labor cowering shop assistants with no health plan and a fifteen minute lunch break.

Wal-Mart was also proud to announce their shoppers … by the spending of their dollars…. have been able to allow the Chinese government to begin building a second Aircraft Carrier and finance an entire brigade of Chinese marines.

Wal-Mart staffs were ordered today to wave American flags made in Shanghai and let off fire works manufactured in Beijing.

Happy Birthday China…problem is once you celebrate Chinese New Year…you want to celebrate it again an hour later.!

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