OSCARS TURN MUSLIM AND FRENCH!

THERE ARE REPORTS THAT WHEN IRAN WON AN OSCAR TONIGHT NEWT GINGRICH’S HEAD EXPLODED AND HE WAS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM SEVERE BIGOTRY AND RELIGIOUS INTOLERANCE. 

But seriously folks how upset must the right-wing be with gay loving hippie Hollywood voting for foreigners.?

We mean to say FRENCH people were winning everything and when they weren’t kissing each other on the cheeks and making no sense when they spoke…Oh no!!!an Iranian documentary won an Oscar!!!… and horror upon horror the assembled multitude applauded the dreaded Muslim as he made his way to the stage!! .. and for the final insult a Pakistani woman won an Oscar also…the Muslim palace coup was on….

Newt and Rick and Mitt have already lodged voter fraud complaints with the Academy and Karl Rove is threatening to go on Fox News every night and say bad things about thespians and drugged out elitist atheist Hollywood celebrity spineless liberals who want to apologize for the military burning Muslim holy books instead of just shooting the whole damn lot of them.!

Fox News phones lit up with militias threatening to blow up Billy Crystal and GRAUMAN’S CHINESE..and to top it all off a black woman won for best supporting actress over several more qualified white women.  

Rush Limbaugh tomorrow will go on a rampage calling for the disbanding of the movie industry and replacing it with Wal-Mart Stores.

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