“THE LIMBAUGH JOKE FESTIVAL”

America, on a whole, has  been so slow to respond to the woman hating sexist sewer talking race baiting of Limbaugh… it was like watching Governor Anne Brewer of Arizona getting up in the morning.   

Now however the revulsion that should’ve been prevalent for years to his low life gutter-mouth is starting to grow as rapidly as Sean Hannity’s hairline is growing down his forehead towards his eyebrows.

Rush Limbaugh’s cigar is his only opportunity to “get lit up” without the aid of an underaged Dominican and a case of Viagra. 

Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich’s ex wives will hold their annual meeting this year at the LA Convention center.   

This week in Washington Rush Limbaugh’s testicles will be burned in effigy by a crowd of over a million sluts.

Sponsors are leaving Limbaugh’s show faster than Callista’s credit at Tiffany’s.

Rush has had to hire additional body guards due to his perceived threat of “violent intelligent women and buffed sluts that know Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.”

MORE JOKES TO COME TODAY…OR IF YOU WANT WRITE SOME YOURSELF SEND EM’

www.chrisbearde.com/Jokes.html

More jokes.. Rush Limbaugh’ sponsors are leaving his show faster than a Dennis Miller audience leave after they realize they would rather watch paint dry .

Rush Limbaugh’s remaining loyal audience consists of degenerate perverts and old people who just can’t get up and go over to turn the radio off. 

Rush Limbaugh’s so far to the right his left nut has shrunk to the size of a pea. 

Rush is still huge in the South…but then again he’s just huge and getting huger.

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