“MIXED BITCHES”.

KAYQD00Z                “WE JEST BEST WHEN WE’RE CLOSE TO THE VEST!

Back in the day a (since cancelled) ABC dramatic series from Aaron Sorkin*** CORRECTION ARNOLD SORKIN WAS NOT INVOLVED***  was originally called “GOOD CHRISTIAN BITCHES”. *True.

A provocative title sure to bring the porno crowd around for the first episode.It was of course also designed to make people sit up and take notice.

Kelly and Bill O’ and the Fox News gang would watch it a great deal so they’d be able to try put the hated Liberals who created and wrote it  away once and for all….Didn’t work of course.

Sean and the rest of the nasty Fox gang just took for granted that Christians would be portrayed as promiscuous BAPTISTS bitches having ADULTEROUS sex for pleasure!

The Fox VIEWER rabble wanted no abortions so the promiscuous Christian Bitches in Arnie’s series must have those babies even rape babies and incest babies .

ITS NOT THE CHRISTIAN WAY NOT TO HAVE BABIES …It says so in the Bible…

The “Good Christian Bitches” title lasted eight minutes before the real good Christian bitches and bastards started writing stuff like :”Some of the creators of this project are Jews!!!”

Missives were sent sent to all corporate  sponsors who then wanted the dreaded word:

“Changes!”

So the the show was called “Good Christian Belles!” which sounds like a Pat Robertson musical church recital special.

The show was about politics and moral values of course..The Fundamentalist Right’s knee jerk reaction was jumping off the cliff of foregone conclusions.

Al Jazeera USA however has discovered there are plans afoot at YEMEN TV for a 24 episodes series called “Good Muslim Bitches!”

The story lines will be about how Muslim woman are throwing off their formless robes of oppression and actually driving cars!

They’re  not take shit anymore if they decide not to wash the feet of their husbands when they come home from a hard day at the office plotting the downfall of Western civilization.

Other episodes will feature the “Good Muslim Bitches” cutting the balls off their husbands if they catch them with Fatima the belly dancer at “HAJJI’S HAREM” the local Gentleman’s Club indulging in so much more than just a lap dance.

It’ll be done in front of a live audience with no laugh track.

” I’M PRESIDENT ASSAD’S WIFE AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.

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2 Responses

  1. Takes me back to the days of ABC’s head censor, Dorothy Brown. She was a little old lady in the 1960’s, and dictated which words could be spoken on the network and which could not. Her attitude was quite Victorian, which she herself may actually have been. She was not the playful type. In many ways, television is better because the Dorothy Browns no longer rule. Freedom is always good for creativity.

  2. At NBC There was the same type of lady we used tell her that we knew when she went home she had her husband tied in the closet and she’s just throw a buck of water over him and leaver him there while she changed into her leather biker costume.

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