98% OF DOGS HATE ROMNEY

While deciding whether to lose another Presidential election Mitt Romney should take a look at a new CNN poll.

Not surprisingly this hot off the presses poll does not bode well for Romney with all breeds of dogs.

It’ still pretty obvious that just like the elephant canines don ‘t forget!! 

Romney’s war on dogs is still working against him as Poodles and Irish Wolf Hounds still have a vivid visual of Mitt driving 2,000 miles with his faithful and fearful Red Setter strapped on the roof of his SUV.

So its clear that all breeds of dogs still just don’t trust this guy…. And this goes for the males and the bitches.

So Mitt has another uphill battle ,if he decides to run , trying to show that he cares about man’s best friend .

Mitt handlers will plan rallies a CRUFT’S and at some of the more refined animal shelters right after he makes his decision.

In anticipation for the run Mittens been seen holding puppies and kissing them and throwing some stray dogs some bones.

And while he’s trying to show canine credibility he’s still going to have battle after battle overcoming the lack of respect for him with women. 

His female surrogates will be crisscrossing the country right after he announces telling the folks  they don’t need equal pay to be happy and they are without a doubt man’s other best friend!

Ann Romney is making the case for women being baby making machines who can make a great impact by getting impregnated with millions of little Mormons and other white Christian faith babies.

To make this even clearer there will be a series of “RACHEL MADDOW burning in effigy parties”  across the  country shortly …These rallies will be attended by SARAH PALIN  who will shoot her gun and her mouth off praising daughters of Republicans who have kids out-of-wedlock and punch the lights out of Alaskans that accuse them of being drunken sluts. (This can be checked at the website: everythingbadaboutsarahpalin.com

“IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT IF YOU PUT A COLLAR ON THEM AND BUY THEM SOME RUBBER CHEW TOYS CONSERVATIVE WOMEN WILL FLOCK TO THE SIDE OF SUBSERVIENCE”

Ted Cruz. 2013

This quote can be checked at the web site: everythingbadabouttedcruz.com

MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON  Louie Gohmert has a declared war on intelligence by announcing there are still at least 60 Democratic members of Congress who want to educate Americans and breathe clean air while also enjoying free speech and cheap gas…He has branded them as “SOCIALIST SON’S OF BITCHES” …So 98% of dogs don’t like him either.

Louie  has been taken somewhere for electric shock treatment and a neutering.

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