“WAS MITT A MISSIONARY DRAFT DODGER?”

                      THIS IS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY! HERE’S THE HEADLINE!!

       “DURING THE VIETNAM WAR MITT ROMNEY WAS A MISSIONARY IN FRANCE.”

His Mormon faith told him in the 70’s that it was better to follow the teachings of Joseph Smith and the book of Mormon than to stay in America and get drafted.

To many of us who didn’t believe in the war and didn’t want to get killed for it this would’ve sounded like a plan….Become a Mormon for the duration of the war and be a missionary!

Far out ..cool man…!!

Now where would draft dodging little hippy weasels like us want to go to be a “Mormon missionary?”…England??..naw…too much rain and the foods sucks!! 

No!! if we’re gonna be Mormon missionaries we want to go somewhere hot!!…some where sexy!!!… somewhere with great wine and killer food…

France!!

But if we’d tried that on we’d lost out because young Mitt Romney had that franchise covered and he covered it for three or four years….until he knew it was safe for him to come back to the USA intact and without a scratch on his lily-white body. 

In all those years Mitt had only been able to convert a Left Bank hooker and one  blind accordion player to Mormonism…but he knew how to make a souffle , how to stuff a goose and he was fluent in hypocrisy!

Vive la France!  

 

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