EASTWOOD GOES SENILE…………………………………………………………………………………….

After endorsing Mitt Romney last night and speaking to a chair Clint forgot where his car was parked and was found wandering the streets of Tampa saying …” Has anybody seen my mommy?”

Meanwhile Mitt Romney was rumored to have hired a black arts high priest from the Cayman Islands to stick sharp needles in eyes of a Harry Reid voodoo doll.

Over at Chick Fil A franchises across the country as angry gay men and woman began the “Kiss In”… patrons began throwing up ..the jury is still out as to whether it was the greasy fried chicken on bun or bigotry poisoning.

Michele Bachman’s brain will be examined by experts in the field of  “women who might possibly be from the Planet Pluto.”

The GOP led congress has now completely taken leave of its senses and the last moderate REPUBLICAN has hired a private detective to go look for them.

Meanwhile back at Clint Eastwood his psychiatrist has told reporters that Clint told Mitt although he was endorsing him…. “Dressage turns  horses into sissies!!”

The Romney’s vice presidential hopeful meanwhile looks great but has an uncanny shifty kind of a used furniture salesman look.People are beginning to doubt his veracity when he tells them the time.

Clint meanwhile has asked if  the Midnight Train to Georgia has left the station because he’d left his hat in the men’s toilet.