“BAR JOKES”

jokhf2rThe Transformers walked in a bar and it needed structural redecorating.

Eric Cantor walks into a bar and nobody would buy him a drink anymore..

Paul Ryan walks into a bar and demanded that seniors don’t get any damn discount.

Mitt Romney walks into bar found out he owned it ,  fired the staff, sold it and made a profit.

John McCain walks into a bar and refused to pay for a drink ‘caus he thought he was in his basement.

Sean Hannity walks into a bar and blamed Obama for the price of the hookers..

Michele Bachmann walks into a bar and everyone thought she’d already been  drinking….

Donald Trump walks into a bar and turns it into a losing Casino.

Obama walks into a bar and was sued by Bohner for walking into a bar.

Joe Biden walks into a bar and he got the wrong address.

Anne Coulter walks into a bar and men clutched their balls.

A Greek walks into a bar and his credit card doesn’t work.

An ISIS Jihadist walks into a bar and made it an Islamic caliphate.

Ted Cruz walks into a bar and closes it down.

Rick Perry walks into a bar and hurt himself.

Lindsay Graham walks into a gay bar in disguise.

Hillary walks into a singles bar and asked “Has anyone seen Bill ?”

The Pope walks into a bar and forgave everybody..

Elizabeth Hasselbeck drove into a bar.

Seth Rogan walks into a bar and it closed before Christmas.

Mitch McConnell walks into a bar and just stood there doing nothing.

Jerry Brown walks into a bar and saves it from bankruptcy.

Fidel Castro walks into a bar and they let him.

Putin rides into a bar and is asked to put on a shirt.

jokhf2r

Advertisements

There are no comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: