“BANG BANG WE’RE SCREWED!”

gun1**THIS BLOG WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN ON DECEMBER THE 7TH 2012….HOW MANY MORE “DAYS OF INFAMY” MUST WE ENDURE BEFORE WE CAN STOP BEING BULLIED BY THE RIGHT WING FACISM OF THE NRA AND ITS MINIONS.  THE DEATHS OF INNOCENTS WILL NEVER END UNTIL SOME KIND OF MASSIVE PEOPLE STYLE REVOLUTIONARY DEMONSTRATIONS BEGIN TO TAKE PLACE ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

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THIS IS THE DECEMBER 7TH  2012 UNTOUCHED with a note.

The NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION has just announced a new policy.

Although the NRA has come out in favor of allowing guns in kindergartens and retirement homes they will not endorse the new push by senior GOP members of Congress to form a circular firing squad.

MEANWHILE !

Ted Nugent’s new tour will include a 21 Gun salute aimed nightly at a life-sized cardboard cutout in the shape of Nancy Pelosi.

Chuck Norris will make an infomercial for perpetual War through the use of home operated drones. “Be Your Own Killing Machine” kits will be on sale within a month.

“You won’t have to join an army or leave your family! You can stay right at home and blow away other NON CHRISTIAN families who might be terrorists from the comfort of your own basement. Only available in States that voted for guns in churches and bars.” *NOTE  this was meant as a joke then

TRUTH!

Gun sales have spiked since the reelection of the PRESIDENT…the question being what will all the people who bought the guns do when the “Baby killing Socialist Muslim hordes” don’t materialize and they find they’re better off with the black guy rather than their own radical racist hordes?

ANSWERS!

#1. They stay pissed off because they’re ignorant bastards…

#2. They do “a Zimmerman” and start shooting at people they don’t like anyway.

#3. They secede and after a while they start shooting each other.

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