DOOMSDAY..

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So stand by for the end of times…Friday we bite the big one…Myan calender time.

What are you planning to do Friday? .

I’M GOING TO STAY AT HOME TO DISINTEGRATE ..THEN I’LL WRITE A HIT SONG AND EAT AN ORANGE.

Some of my friends have decided to spend the entire day eating chocolate.

It’s very gratifying to know that while I’ll be leaving so will Newt Gingrich….

Sarah Palin will be able to see a HUGE SPLIT in the Earth’s surface from her house just before it eats her and her house.

Pat Robertson will think he’s going to meet his maker but instead will become a pathetic cinder.

God will have put another Planet on the Barbi.

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