THIS WEEK SEES A CONCERTED EFFORT TO WARN THE WORLD’S POPULATION AGAINST THE GENETICALLY ALTERED FOODS FROM PRODUCE GROWING GIANT MONSANTO.
Today it was discovered that Monsanto has created onions of mass destruction.
This comes along with the news that a young woman who has only eaten GMO food since birth just ate her Buick.
We have it on good authority also that staff members in the Wal-Mart produce- department have heard the GMO tomatoes talking to each other.
The World’s Soy Bean seeds are 95% owned by Monsanto but that 5% minority seed is being grown in a field behind Mike Tyson’s place so it appears safe for the time being.
Asparagus spears are being designed to impale union workers.
Babies being fed with GMO peas have begun to glow in the dark which Monsanto says is a good way from struggling families to save money on light bills.
Monkeys used in Monsanto scientific experiments have changed into Republicans.
Vermont could be the first state to make labeling of GMO product mandatory …The thought being that if and when angry Monsanto wheat crops attack they can escape to nearby Canada.