A MOVIE SCRIPT.
EXT DAY WASHINGTON
The sun is come up over the capital but there are some ominous clouds.
CNN announcer over more of the Washington beauty shots.
As the Republican extremists in Congress could not be persuaded by the President to drop their outlandish and ludicrous demands regarding the repeal of Obama Care the United States Government today no longer is functioning
EXT. DAY AFGHANISTAN MOUNTAINS
American troops leave their positions on a mountain pass and retreat down a hill taking heavy fire from Taliban warriors.
EXT. DAY PACIFIC OCEAN
A navy battle group of an aircraft carrier and three support vessels makes a slow turn.
Voice continues “Meanwhile on land and on the oceans around the world the US military and its Navy battle fleets are returning to base on their fuel reserves. All military aircraft world wide are grounded”
EXT. DAY WASHINGTON GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS.
Voice continues “All government offices are closed and all vital government emergency services cancelled. ”
EXT. DAY DESERTED TRAIN TERMINALS
EXT. DAY DESERTED AIRPORTS.
INT. DAY THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
In the House is a scene of massive celebration amongst members of the Tea Party. They are hugging each other in joyful celebration. One member from a Southern state has broken out a Confederate flag and waves in in triumph. They’re blowing trumpets and dancing around in joy…Other Congress members sit in shock and horror.
ANOTHER ANGLE ON A LIBERAL CONGRESS MAN
What a bunch of useless blockheads and they’ve got the President right where he wants them.
EXT DAY WASHINGTON SPECIAL OP’S BUILDING
A massive force of heavily armed S.W.A.T teams rumble out from the bowels of the special op’s building .
EXT DAY FBI HEADQUARTERS.
FBI vans speed out of the FBI building,
EXT DAY SKY VIEWS OF THE CAPITOL .
The armada of law enforcement can be seen descending on various official buildings. Armored vehicles, vans and helicopters.
EXT DAY CONGRESS.
Law enforcement groups descend on both Houses.
INT. DAY CONGRESS
Cops are everywhere arresting the Tea Party celebrants , a black S.W.A.T cop ripping the stars and bars away from a now scared shit less right wing asshole.
INT DAY THE PRESIDENTIAL PRESS ROOM
A voice says: Ladies and Gentlemen the President of the United States.
The President enters the crowded room with his cabinet
As the country slowed to a complete stop today due to the seditious and traitorous acts of the Republican Majority which put our country in grave danger of a total collapse both overseas and at home I have been forced to take immediate action. I have ordered the arrest and detention of the ringleaders of this attempt to take down a legally elected government. I have asked for and received temporary ruling from the DOJ for a suspension of government and a further ruling on emergency actions to keep our essential government offices and military establishments viable and working. Due to the current Chief Justice of the United State’s obvious bias we will suspend the Supreme Court’s powers until the majority stops being controlled of the Koch Brothers. Justice Scalia will be sent to Guantanamo and will be water boarded until he reveals his bias.
Okay I’ll take questions but not until we clear the room of the Fox News bastards and those fools from Breitbart. Oh and by the way …I’m calling this whole thing off tomorrow but we really scared the living crap out of them …bunch of losers…