“CELEBRITY EXPOSURES!”

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BEYOND POLITICS…BEHIND CLOSES DOORS …BUT ON THE WEB…CELEBRITY EXPOSURES!! “NAKED JEWS””NAKED HISPANICS “WHITE GUY MAYORS IN HEAT! …IT’S THE RISE OF THE POLITICAL “XXX MEN!”

In one corner of the web we find guys showing off their rampant trouser snakes and their ancient old shriveled up bods..and in the corner of a mayor’s office it’s all groping and “sex-talkin'”

SEXXX MAN #1. “Tony the Teaser” or as he was known in the dark alleys of too much genital information.. “Carlos Danger”… Running for mayor of New York with reckless abandon and trusting that a few random posted “rampant Roger” “would not measure up to a trust problem for sophisticated Manhattanites. Carlos thought it’s a mere harmless aberration between himself and a bunch of “Monica Would Be’s.” Apparently the wife and new baby were on the same page…After all no sexual contact was involved just voyeurism and dirty dialogue dancing. Innocent fun perhaps for a few lonely nerdy guys in Queens ..but Mayor?…that’s a little hard to take…CARLOS LOST BIG TIME.

SEXXX MAN #2. “Elliot ‘Sexy Socks” Spitzer… A married man who had the unmitigated gall to run for office again after it was revealed he was having sex with call girls while dressed only in his Argyles…Elliot was getting his rocks off with his socks on … Don’t know about you …but when seeing Elliot on talk shows it’s not too hard to imagine him with his ding-dong flying in the breeze as he runs around the hotel room chasing a hooker with a hot Willie and warm feet!  ELLIOT  LOST BIG TIME.

SEXXX MAN #3   Gerry “Rampant” Rivera.. another married man in need of the admiration of a massed array of young juicy “web-sluts”. A 70-year-old man with the sexy buffed body of a 69-year-old. Gerry tantalized his two admirers by wearing a strategically draped towel hiding what he claimed to be a very large Chile flavored Popsicle. Asked why it was important to reveal his ‘body-relic’ he told reporters he’d had a shot of tequila and swallowed the worm which made him think he was invincible and able to overcome compromising himself for working for Roger Ailes and no longer being attractive to women under ARRP age. HANGING ON BY A ETHNIC THREAD AT FOX.

SEXXX MAN #4  “Mayor “May Day..May Day” Filner. The married man-mayor of San Diego who had taken political sexual harassment way over  the “Schwarzenegger tipping point”… More women he’s butt slapped, tried to grope, pinch, lick and leer at came forward than an entire week of Oprah Winfrey studio audiences. Women who’ve watched the way he looks during TV interviews have rushed to take hot showers and have their television set fumigated. Some have even turned Gay … “Filner the Filthy” has been banned from speaking to any women in his office even the cleaning ladies…he’s such a slime ball other perverts have complained he gave them a bad name. LOST BIG TIME..and be banished to GREETER at a Tijuana home for semi retired hookers.

We could add many more celebrity names to the wrong ‘schlong” brigade but these are the most current….

There will be more…and we’ll be backkkk!

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