News about the news…
“Meet the Press has its lowest ratings of all time due to the fact that DAVID GREGORY’S has a perfect fitting Koch Brothers suit.
Due to the huge surge in ratings the Trayvon case gave it CNN will start a new series soon called “Hoodie Crimes.”
Wolf Blitzer will open a chain of bakery shops called “Biased Bagels”
Roger Ailes announced that he seeking a kinder softer approach to lying to the public.
SEAN HANNITY is playing down the rumors that he’s going to be replaced by a human being.
Rush Limbaugh’s sponsors have been reduced to companies whose owners hate profits.
Over at CBS News they’re looking for a pasture to put most of their news staff in.
At NBC Brian Williams still looks better every day than the news he’s reporting.
Tom Brokaw had to go to a specialist to have his head removed from his ass.
Michelle Malkin has gone to the Optometrist to have her wild eyes calmed down.
Bill O’Reilly’s rants have recently reached such a high pitch German Shepherds are showing up at the studio in big numbers.
Rupert Murdoch has told his shareholders that when he goes he’s taking it with him.