“MILEY FACE IS NO SMILEY FACE”…
“BILLY RAY IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE AND HE’S NOT EVEN DEAD YET”…
“Anyone who can upstage Gaga without wearing meat is pretty hip!”
“Robin Thicke’s striped suit was overwhelmed by tongue.”..
“If Miley continued to stick her ass in people’s faces last night at the after show party and did a special exhibition for the limo driver and two homeless bystanders.”
“For one day when she tours the South Pacific in her honor the Aussies will rename their country “ASS-STRALIAN!”
“35% of Christians hated Miley’s performance….while 75% of Christians and 99% of perverts loved it.”
“Teens across the country are starting to assume the Miley position.”