“KARDASHIANIANIKINS!” …….

92964dancing-hot-dog-c-281x300“HOLY BOOBS AND BUTT ENHANCEMENTS KIM’S PARENTS GO ROGUE!”

KRIS AND BRUCE ARE SEPARATING AND KRIS GETS CUSTODY OF THE RATINGS!

Kris has recently been told by the “non writing producers” that she should be “less of a shopper and more of a Cougar!”

Horny old chicks sell tickets to a demographic of young married  guys with mother in law lust complexes.

Bruce on the other has been commanded to do something even more drastic with his current face! …Right now he’s beginning to look like a drag queen version of Elizabeth Taylor in Butterfield 88.

The suggestion is a complete macho makeover so he will look more like the guy in the MACHETE MOVIES…This would include a permanent snarl and some well placed pock marks…. The stipulation being it’s nothing like Mickey Rorke’s face work which now resembles a half eaten steak dinner.

The “separation” of course is as bogus as the Duck Dynasty beards and Jesus beliefs…this will be milked like a dairy on double overtime.

The first few episodes of the new season will have to do with sex starved Kris making out with the UPS delivery guy who’ll be showing her a package she will really want to open …

…And after that an illicit camera peek at her young good-looking dentist who will be working on some of her more sensitive tender cavities…

Meanwhile Bruce is being tempted by ANNE HECHT who likes the way he looks like a girl but acts like a man..we discover she’s into nostalgia.

Kim will get pregnant again but the father may not be who we think it might be and so they round-up the usual suspects which include the cast of “Glee” and Governor Brown.

If this seems little far-fetched may we draw your attention to the name of Kim’s baby…which is…North West.

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