STORE WARS……….

imagesCASPMSKHAs crazed shoppers hit the malls on the annual BLACK FRIDAY this mayhem might be construed by futurists as the early creative ramification and rumblings of a brand new sporting event.

“STORE WARS!”

** SEE TEAMS FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN VIOLENT BARGAIN HUNTER ACTION!”

** EVERY BLACK FRIDAY MAY BE YOUR TEAM’S RED LETTER DAY!”

** WHEN THE ‘STATE STREET MAULERS’ TAKE ON THE ‘4TH STREET RIPPERS’ IN THE “WAL-MART BARGAIN BATTLE” ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!”

** “STORE WARS” TAKING “SHOP TILL YOU DROP” TO ITS ULTIMATE FINAL DESTINATION..AFTER WINNING BY MAKING A BARGAINER’S KILLING AT BEST BUY…

**ITS “NEAR DEATH BY  DEBIT CARD!”

** SEE TEAMS OF UNSTOPPABLE SHOPPERS TRAMPLING STORE MANAGERS INTO MANGLED PULP ON THEIR WAY TO THE CHEAP SHOES!

** “SEE SHOP GIRLS BEING SIDE SWIPED WHILE SWIPING!”

** STORE WARS WHERE HEAVILY MARKED DOWN PRICES CAUSE HEAVILY MARKED UP SHOPPING TEAMS AS THEY BATTLE FOR THAT LAST ‘D ‘ CUP BRA AND THOSE “AS SEEN ON TV” HEAD LIGHT CLEANER.”

**”STORE WARS” THE SPORT THAT KNOCKS OUT MORE TEETH THAT HOCKEY.

**STORE WARS GIVES GREAT CONCUSSION!

**”STORE WARS ” TO THE WINNING SURVIVORS GOES THE VICTORY OF A 48 INCH FLAT SCREEN ,FOUR NEW RADIALS AND A BROKEN NOSE…

**TO THE LOSERS GOES THE WOODEN SPOON AT ONLY $7.95.

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