“TWIRKING MEYGN ?”

FOXyNEWS“FOX NEWS LOSING YOUNG VIEWERS BY THE DROVES!”

With demographics reaching from the creaking 50’s to the decrepit 60’s and on into the crotchety scared shirtless 70’s Fox News is dying in the demographic wars..

It is in the death throes of its own lying bull-sh*t that does not work on the young adults of today. These upward mobile people get “the real truth” from the hilarious satire of Stewart, Colbert and the hard-ass commentary of Maher!

They find the pontificating over the top anti government racist tinged antics of the fake news commentators at Fox News more and more stupid and almost satirical in their transparency.

Fox News shunted “No Brow Hannity” to the 10 pm death watch time period where a lead balloon would soar to higher rating numbers. His constant harping Obama hate racist tinged crap dialogue is so old hat its starting to reek of really old moldy hats!

IN A SEEMINGLY BRILLIANT MOVE Fox brought in MEGYN KELLY!!   “Mighty Mouth to save thew day!” Wow!!..

“She’s got great legs” …Fox thought ..”she’ll give great legs” figuratively speaking .. She does give great legs!!…no doubt about that.

But so far she’s “not giving great headlines” in the important young adult demographic department. Most disappointing…Is there hope?

We’ve not seen the actual breakdown but she’s holding her own with:

“HORNY OLD WHITE GUYS LIVING IN FANTASY WORLDS”

“VIEWERS WHO THINK JESUS WAS WHITE BUT WAS ALSO A GREAT CATERER.”

“VIEWERS WHO THINK SANTA IS WHITE AND OBAMA IS AN ALIEN INVADER.”

“THE ROBERTSON FAMILY GUYS WHO WANT TO CARESS HER INNER THIGHS WITH DUCK FAT WHILE THANKING WHITE JESUS.”

We must all pray to what ever graven image, God figure or Tree Stump we believe in that the real rot has set in and these vile dispensers of nastiness and slime will finally be swallowed up by the voices of truth and reason.

Excuse me I have to visit my Tree Stump as I feel a need to knee and pray for the salvation of America’s psyche even that of the idiots who still believe in fake Fox stuff.

After all the Tree Stump tells me it loves it’s neighbor and for me to be kind the the poor and the sick.

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