“REAL GARBAGE”…….

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“Duck Dynasty” has taken a dive into Niels en’s shallower ratings waters this season but still most TV executives would never use another writer again if they could get away with it…never ever….

As far as “DD” is concerned obviously the fake tudes’ and Bible bull sh*t oozing on out of the swamp “done wore out its welcome dang blame it!”

The novelty of “imitation red neckery” and the lack of any coherent version of the English language must be finally driving  the semi ignorant demographic away to “Pawn Wars” and the show where the guys on a boat catch crabs!

This is possibly leaving Phil the Bigot and the millionaire con artists with only totally moronic idiots and the Palin family.

                                      COP OUT ALERT!

I’ve succumbed to the almighty dollar and will begin pitching my first reality show to the cost conscious people at all the Networks.

As my loyal blog followers I share it with you first.

                                   “REAL GARBAGE!”

PREMISE.

With the shut down of unemployment benefits for over a million Americans and the massive amount of Americans who will become homeless this year “REAL GARBAGE” will resonate with a wide demographic.

“REAL GARBAGE” will go where no other reality show has dared to go… into the rancid litter ridden streets and down dark uninviting alleys where the unwashed and unwanted live.

“REAL GARBAGE” cameras will follow the daily lives of the homeless as they leave the sanctity of their cardboard boxes and spend their days urgently searching the country’s dumpsters!

“What will they find?”

We’ll see them searching those exciting but putrid and    disgusting land fills for old left over food, clothing, pets and hidden treasures carelessly thrown away by unfeeling rich people.

Who knows what will turn up?

Perhaps that can of half eaten Tuna might save a life…

Each episode in the “REAL GARBAGE” series will tell a tale of survival… of discovery.. and perhaps of finding a bar of soap.

“REAL GARBAGE” a pungent revealing look into a “future America” that might soon to be available to millions of the new homeless.

“REAL GARBAGE ” WILL FIND THE “REAL HOMELESS” SUPER STAR CHARACTERS … DECREPIT MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN, EVEN DEFROCKED REPUBLICANS AND TV WRITERS..POOR PEOPLE HANGING ON BY A THREAD..LAUGHING, JOKING AND EVEN MAYBE  SMASHING EACH OTHER OVER THE HEAD FOR AN OLD COPY OF TV GUIDE…

“REAL GARBAGE”

The important show that’s a course in how to stay alive in the corporate world of tomorrow. A world where nobody gives a shit about you as long as they can have their dogs groomed every week and their kids all have maids and a Bentley. 

                                      A CBE PRODUCTION.

(NOT REGISTERED AT THE WGA WEST)

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