“NUGENT DISEASE!!

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When Ted Nugent calls the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES a “subhuman mongrel” this week he’s talking about himself..and I think he knows it.

In starting up with foul-mouthed unwarranted moronic red neck insults Ted leaves himself open to a reverse flow of low life descriptions of him.

                                     “NUGENT DISEASE JOKES”

The last time Ted Nugent had an intelligent thought was never.

I always break for animals unless its Ted Nugent.

The  Anti Christ is suing Ted Nugent for plagiarism.

The Grammy Awards said that if they’d ever given Ted a Grammy they’d want it back so they could have it destroyed.

The only women who date Ted Nugent are women with no sense of smell.

Ted Nugent’s parents changed their name and asked to be placed in the witness protection plan.

The Pope said last week “God will forgive Ted his sins”… but he personally could never forgive him for being such an asshole.

They say if you drink the water in West Virginia you could turn into Ted Nugent.

Ted Nugent says he’s running for President he’s being funded in part by the still living relatives of Hitler.

Ted Nugent’s next record release date has been postponed until the record company changes the album cover depicting Ted killing a bull Moose with a rocket launcher.

We’ve got a million of ’em….

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