“FOX NEWS BLONDES NOT FOR SANTORUM!”

The oiled legs and the pneumatic chests of the sexy Fox News blondes will be used by Rupert Murdoch to assist in stopping the forward motion of new temporary GOP front runner Rick Santorum.

Why is this move being made by the ultra conservative Fox-Boss?

This is an easy one…SANTORUM is against sex for pleasure…You gotta be married and Catholic to have sex in Rick’s philosophy..Pleasure comes in third!  This is a World that Fox News cannot live in!

Most men watching the Fox News Bimbo’s are either having personal solo sexual pleasure while hearing the blondes breathing heavily about stuff like what’s going on in Iran…or they’re scurryng to the bathroom when the Fox News becomes “bimbo-less” during a short break in total oiled thighs …

Like when “BIG BAD” Bill O’Reilly is puffing and huffing and blowing a DEMOCRATIC house down.

Rick is making statements that Fox News agrees with however like “comparing Obama with Hitler” and “who needs public schools”, and women should not be given guns in the military.”…but he’s in deep sh*t when he gets to sex.

The last time he was interviewed at Fox News ..he kept yelling “GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!”  but fortunately Sean Hannity kept standing in front of him.

The GOP is totally devoid of sex appeal, apart from Sarah Palin ,who men find to be kinda like a horny looking but highly toxic Barracuda.

This lack of Republican stump debauchery is however totally taken care of in the sex department by the ever crossing thighs and slippery lip glossed double entendre of Ms. Megyn Kelly and the “maybe panty-less “Sharron Stone look-a-likes.

So for Right -Wing sex Fox News is the bomb !! …while right wing humor is DENNIS MILLER who is a bomb.

 

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