THE “ANTI CHRISTIE” HAS BEEN REVEALED !!
He’s been here all along right under our very eyes and he’s fooled us with his jolly look and how he professes peace and love for his fellow-man and woman and a few children in private schools.
Oh how we’ve been fooled by the “AntiChristie!”
We should’ve known his evilness was here… face it folks he’s been hiding out in full view!
And there’s no better place for the “AC” to scheme so he can become all-powerful …invincible… and so strong he can take advantage of the masses… than Newark!
He didn’t want to be revealed this early in his evil ideas to rule the Universe however..this was not in that plan.
“The AC” had it all worked out for 2016…but his secret blueprint HAS BEEN THWARTED!
“The AntiChristie’s” premature reveal came when some local NJ reporters (sent from the “Gods of Real Journalism”) and “Rachel (The Gay Angel of Truthfulness) Maddow!”outed his plan to dominate America and the World by imposing the “3 B’s on his cowering subservient subjects”
“Bullying, Bribery and Bullshit…..”
Then came a miraculous “Bridge over troubled waters” moment.
Suddenly he was naked and exposed on TELEVISION TO THE MULTITUDES…..lying…cheating …scheming…cruelly throwing his friends to the wolves…all the sh*t he loves to do but too early…much too early
A warning…”Never underestimate evil it’s so slippery! Knock it down in one place and it’ll spring up in another…
“The AntiChristie”however is now a very large target on which to set the battle banners targets of “The Good”vs Evil struggle.
“The AC” has thousands of evil allies like the nasty little Orange colored bastard John Boehner and Eric “The Shifty” Cantor, and a whole bunch of BAD ASS BANSHEES on the Supreme Court , so vigilance is essential in the ranks of “The Good.”
“The AC” was so arrogant and egotistical he miscalculated the fact that in the long run good always conquers evil. This hasn’t happened in the Palin family yet but it will.
This age-old factoid had slipped his one-dimensional mind when he got literally too big for his britches and was beginning to believe the crap they were writing about him on Fox News. After all he had given Roger Ailes a tail, a forked tongue and a way to make female interns worship his tiny penis.
The next few months will tell us all just how this country will deal with “The AntiChristie” now he’s amongst us.
“The Good” is girding its loins for the battle with “The AC” or as he is known on earth : “THE GIRTH FATHER” which is a really evil play on words…
“FIVE REASONS NOT TO FUCK WITH ME.. THE SIXTH ONE IS IN THE CHAMBER…OKAY MOM?