“Hard News-Soft Porn X-mas!”

ULTIMATE “HARD NEWS …SOFT PORN”…COMING SOON TO A CABLE NETWORK NEAR YOU!!

BATTLING TO BEAT EXTREMIST RIGHT WING “FOX-FALSE” NEWS  HERE IS THE “SEASONED” GREETING FROM YOUR FAVORITE NEW BLOG SERIES BRINGING YOU THE HARD LEFT NEWS OF THE DAY WITH THE SOFTNESS OF OUR GORGEOUS “X-MAS” REPORTERS!!

YES ITS ANOTHER BLOG “X-PERIENCE” WITH A SPECIAL TRAINED GROUP OF WOMEN WHO REALLY KNOW HOW TO PUT THE “X” IN CHRISTMAS WHILE LETTING THOSE WHO DESERVE IT HAVE A LARGE PIECE OF THEIR WELL ENDOWED POINTS OF VIEW !!

“SARAH PALIN HAS JUST BEEN AWARDED THE ” QUITTER OF THE YEAR AWARD!” BY THE WORLD RENOWNED “INSINCERE FAKERS SOCIETY OF AMERICA”

“ITS BEEN RAINING IN LOS ANGLES LONGER THAN TWO  FOUR HOUR ERECTIONS!!”.

“FOX POLL SHOWS OBAMA POPULARITY AT 40% …CNN-TIME POLL SHOWS OBAMA AT 48% FOX POLL WAS TAKEN AT KARL ROVE’S HOUSE.!”

“SARAH PALIN MEDIA BLITZ TANKS COMPLETELY SO SHE WILL NOW SET HER HAIR ON FIRE AND RUN NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS OF NEW YORK.”

“JUDGE SCALIA DENIED THE SUPREME COURT IS A TOOL OF THE CORPORATIONS AND NOT A CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE ..HE SAID THIS FROM HIS OTHER OFFICE AT EXXON! “

“AFTER HIS ATTACK ON GAYS AND MINORTIES VIRGINIA’S GOVERNOR HAS DENIED HE IS ORGANISING A MILLION BIGOT MARCH ON WASHINGTON.”

“HAYLEY  BARBOUR OF MISSISSIPPI  TOLD A CROWD LAST NIGHT THAT SEGREGATION HAD ITS GOOD SIDE…RIGHT AFTER THIS  MIKE TYSON BIT HIS EAR OFF!”

“KARL ROVE IS ASSISTING THE SWEDISH GOVERNMENT  IN PROSECUTING JULIAN ASSANGE FOR CONSENTUAL SEX WITH HOOKERS…WHICH IS LIKE ACCUSING PEYTON MANNING OF PLAYING FOOTBALL!”

“JOHN McCAIN HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR THROWING STINK BOMBS IN GAY BARS.!!”

EDITORS NOTE!

For our many women viewers we apologize for this abject pandering to a large section of our blog followers!!

We will feature… as one of our future experiments into finding popularity in the ether… a full frontal nudity blog of the Aussie boys from “Thunder From Down Under!”