“CASEY ANTHONY TO HOST REALITY SHOW!”

As soon as the verdict came down William Morris/Endeavor signed Casey Anthony to host a reality series titled” “The Not Guilty of Murder but Promiscuous Women of Orange County!”

Seconds after the verdict NANCY GRACE has a cow…Nancy is still under the weather but the cow is doing fine.

The jury said they made their quick decision because “the take out food sucked and  two of the jury refused to shower.”

Nancy herself will become promiscuous immediately as she’s been non-promiscuous for 2 years.

Casey will celebrate by giving the finger to the prosecution for calling her a “slut” without the Twitter photos to back it up.

Casey has promised not to stalk NANCY GRACE with a rocket launcher and two Pitt Bulls trained to rip the sh*t out of  over the top female reporters.

To spice up their chances THE REPUBLICAN PARTY is thinking of offering Casey the vice presidential place on the Romney ticket.

Casey’s defense lawyer Jose Biez has been contacted by Blagojevich about a retrial! 

SEAN HANNITY is reporting that all negative publicity pertaining to the trial is Obama’s fault for just being on the Planet at the same time as Casey. 

Casey Anthony will move to Hollywood so she can be closer to TMZ. 

More about this huge other”Anthony” story later…