THE DRUDGE VIRUS!

THE MATT DRUDGE VIRUS HAS BEEN INCUBATING FOR SEVERAL YEARS ON HIS WEB SITE.

RECENTLY LIBERALS HAVE BEEN COMING DOWN WITH A NASTY “RED STATE RASH” NOW ATTRIBUTED TO READING HIS BIASED CRAP ASSED BULLSHIT.

THERE’S  A CURE!!

ITS CALLED “SMOKING MEDICAL MJ AND DELETING MATT FROM YOUR COMPUTER.” But you should not do that because you must know what the enemy is thinking up in its attempts to make the Right right and the Left have two of the same feet.

**One of the most repulsive “word pictures” one could conjure up from the depths of a sick Liberal mind would be to have a hidden camera in the fetid unkempt apartment of  this web reporter “fifth columnist”.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to imagine what that nasty sweaty decrepit hovel might look like.

It would be filled with old British tabloid news papers where he’d plagiarist headlines for his column like:

“Michelle Obama likes Steak Tartar! ”

Nancy Pelosi’s face lift is French!”

“Liberals drink boutique label beers!”

“Hillary Clinton rumored to be Satan’s daughter”

“Pope to canonize Ronald Reagan!”

Matt Drudge’s innuendo is as big as Donald Trump’s ego…his Koch slanted news is like a carbon copy of a “fair and balanced” evening of Sean Hannity mixed with a witches brew cocktail of  Laura Ingram and Michele Malkin.

Matt has been accused of “not wanting to be around too many girls” The reasons for this have not been revealed and will remain conjecture as will the samples of his saliva and urine that several doctors find to be most amusing. Conjecture being that he may be not of this Earth and has been developed from a small amount of Martian excretion found at Roswell by Fascists.

Matt hardly manages to contain his glee when reporting on Obama’s polls..unless they’re going up…when this happens Matt reverts to quoting  comments by Rick Perry or Ted Cruz  saying they are the one’s chosen by God  to rule their country while becoming exited in their shorts while receiving the cheers of the open carrying , immigrant bashing , minority hating hordes.

more comments on this nasty little propaganda slut later….

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