Eye on the Tiger!
Attorney Gloria Allred has been accused of being a “Mistress Chaser”
Fox will make “ Tiger’s Mistresses of Orange County”
Tiger’s excuses for sexual encounters are so lame they’re calling him ”The Larry The Toilet Guy!” of golf.
TMZ’s computers are getting so many hits they had to hose down their mainframes.
Jokes using golf terms to describe Tiger’s affairs have been banned after his wife beat the crap out of a David Letterman writer.
Tiger Wood is being called “Tiger Woody” in certain cocktail bars.
The LA Coliseum will be opened to accomodate all of Tigers mistresses in need of $25,000 for their text messages.
Tiger’s text messages will be serialized in Hustler Magazine.
Tiger’s wife is reported to have been asked to host the new season of “Demolition Derby.”
Cadillac announced today they will be bring out a Golf Club Proof Escalade next year.
Tiger’s problems are being called “A Swing and a Mistress!”
The club used on Tiger’s head was bought framed and hung in Phil Mickelson house by his wife just in case he has any ideas.
Tiger’s wife apparently told him ‘My way or the Fairway!’
Tiger has been told many times ..you only have to tip the cocktail waitresses you don’t have to &^*# ”em!
Tiger is spending time at home patching up his relationship with his wife and Buick.
A total of 3,000 additional Tiger mistresses have come forward and will collaborate on writing one very long book.
Sarah Palin showed her disgust for the Tiger affair today by shooting at a golf course from a light plane
The Taliban will sit down to talks with Karzai if he agrees to stops wearing his living room drapes as accessories.
Obama will visit Afghanistan to make sure the 30,000 additional troops he’s sending are pointed in the right direction.
The gate crashers at the Obama Gala will be charged with social-climbing without a license.
The Secret Service will water board the agents who let the gate crashers into Obama’s party but in honor of their long service they will use Perrier.
Mitch McConnell searching for ways to delay the health care reform bill died today.
John Boehner searching for ways to delay health care reform will change his sex and then change it back again.
Joe Lieberman searching for ways to delay health care reform will be re -circumcised.
Michelle Bachman searching for ways to delay health care will learn the violin and set fire to the Senate!
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