10 16 08
VAUDVILLE SPECIAL.
CUE THE MUSIC….CHRIS COMES OUT DRESSED IN A CANARY YELLOW SUIT WITH LITTLE LIGHTS THAT FLASH AFTER EACH JOKE WITH THE WORDS “FORGIVE ME!”
Hi again ladies and drunks….
Joe the Plumber just found to be a wrench short of a tool set.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber joins Palin’s campaign to make sure her shit doesn’t stink.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber tells reporters he’s never met a black tap dancer he didn’t like.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber is so dumb a moron called him stupid.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber will meet with the IRS tomorrow and become “Joe the Plumber without a car, a house and a bank account.”
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber will join John McCain in
tearing Obama a new asshole..but it takes one to know one.
BAROOMBOM!
*** “That joke was sent in by a disgraced Nanny writer.”
Joe the Plumber turns out to be a bad jerk.
BAROOMBOM
Joe the plumber called a fake by Kreskin.
BARROMBOM!
The McCain plumber’s racism floats to the top.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber can’t chew gum and flush at the same time
BAROOMBOM!
Joe the Plumber…plunging the McCain campaign to new depths!
BAROOMBOM!
Joe does not have a plumber’s license due to the fact that the Union doesn’t accept “X” as a signature.
BAROOMBOM!
Joe will be on Sean Hannity’s show tomorrow to discuss how hot it would be to unplug Sarah’s sink.
BAROOMBOM!
***”Okay..Okay…please don’t set the dogs
on me…I’m just trying to make a living here!!”
***Jokes like these are the reason for the death of network comedy as we knew it.
Writers can thank people like me for having to work as museum curators and gigolos
***And now for some more serious moments!
Sarah Palin the most unqualified person in high heels to ever run for VP.. looked at her polls today and fell off them.
McCain has no shame, Palin has no clout and Joe the Plumber has no job.
**This is a real Obama joke:
‘My middle name is actually “Steve.”
McCain’s scare tactics reached new heights today when operatives in black face started jumping out of dark alleys and shouting “boo” at old people.
The Sarah Palin look-a-like-porno will be out next week followed by the McCain’s look-a-like movie “Candidate of the Living Dead”
McCain’s October surprise happened when he was watching Rachel Maddow and got a hard on!
On Letterman’s show when Dave mentioned
“G. Gordon Liddy!” McCain was rushed to emergency when his ass fell off.
On Letterman last night Dave sat there and let McCain justify futility.
On Letterman last night Dave let McCain get to the pass and then cut him off in mid-inanity.
On Letterman last night even McCain’s body language needed sub titles.
Dave Letterman’s McCain interview added new meaning to the word “Squirm!”
On Letterman last night it was all smiles and bleeding piles.
On Letterman last night Dave generously allowed McCain to dig his own grave.
McCain left the Letterman stage thinking “I showed that Dave”…then he had to go back for his nuts!
On Letterman last night while McCain defended Sarah Palin as being ready to be President Letterman wrote the 10 reasons John needs serious truth drugs.
On Letterman last night John McCain showed his lighter side of angry.
Mr T said: “I pity the fool who stands Dave up… then goes on his show and gives him 2000 sound bites that’ll make the fool look like more of a fool until Obama wins!!”
McCain didn’t let Dave finish a sentence last night. Dave will finish all those sentences and McCain over the next 19 days.
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